guzzling jizz monkey


a monkey which gargle’s c-m in the back of his throat or the schfinkter muscle bubbles the c-m and shoots it back out of its r-ct-m
the guzzling j-zz monkey farted while he was guzzling the c-m in his r-ct-m.

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