Gwalex


a medieval language still spoken by a small group of mead drinking people in california. known for it’s ridiculous syntactic rules, unusual semantics, and abstract nature, gwalex is not always pragmatic in nature, unless you are the language’s namesake, a tall, bearded man with blonde locks and ferocious teeth.
speakers of gwalex would describe this language as ridonkulous.

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