Gwamp


guy with a miniature p-n-s. came to be used in the early 80s.
that guy i dated last year was such a gwamp!
a term used to describe the sound of a woman blowing a man’s p-n-s.
“gwamp me”
also known as gorp, a gwamp is and underwater fart, but with a touch of actual sh-t. this would be better defined as an underwater shart.
le fawnduh: “d-mn homie, dis biotch just did a gwamp in da pool!
gwamp; the action of placing ones hand in a “cup” shaped position against ones own b-tt crack and farting in ones hand, then immediately grasping her hand shut to capture the stench and “throwing” the dart cloud into your friends face causing them to directly inhale your fart. also known as “cuffing” or “farty mcfly’s or johny cage gwamp b-lls.
ex: you got gwamped bra
when someone doesn’t get something to do with technology or electronic devices.
“my aunts such a gwamp, she doesn’t know how to send an email !”
or
“i know i’m being a gwamp, but how do you save this piece of work?”

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