gwarph
a gwarph is when you fart at the exact moment you c-m during a bl-w j-b resulting in the blower pulling away in disgust only to receive a forehead covered in j-z while wincing from the stink. resemblance to star trek’s lt. worf is uncanny.
most my friday nights begin with a bl-wj-b while watching next generation, and end with a laugh while i give my girlfriend a gwarph.
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