gwelching


the act of which requires two men, a tube, and a trained gerbil. basically a combo of f-lch-ng and gerbiling. one man -j-c-l-t-s into the rear end of one man while the other does the same to guy #1. then a tube is inserted into the -n-s of both men, and a gerbil goes into one of their b-ttholes, sucks the c-m out of their b-tthole, crawls to the other man’s b-tthole and places his own sperm into his b-tthole, the action is repeated.
“yeah me and my boyfriend tried gwelching the other day.”
“how was it?”
“kind of itchy.”
an act of s-xual expression during which the man enters the woman from her eye socket.
ewwww! i just saw mr. macintosh gwelching teacher in the art supply closet!

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