Gym Douche


usually a young man from the northern east coast area. always has a “wing man” (also a gym douche). they usually wear air jordan shoes & basketball shorts, and baggy shirts with the entire sides cut out. also sporting their fresh blow out haircut. they make copious amounts of noise and hit on the local gym girls. they also believe that they own portions of the gym and have certain rights that “regular members” don’t have.
regular member: “hey man are you using these 20lb weights?”

gym douche: “yeah i have two more sets.”
regular member: ” ok. what about those 25’s right next to you that you aren’t using?”
gym douche: “naw man i’m using those too.”
regular member: sighs under breath “what a douche!”

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