Gym Kryptonite


the extremely hot and ample chested females in a gym that wear pink tops and do squats, behind the neck pulldowns, military shoulder press, b-tterflies, etc. and cause men to not work out. if she is on the machine near the water fountain, then all the men will go home well-hydrated to their fat ugly wives. frequently they will have a boyfriend with them with biceps larger than your thighs.
-hey man, how did your workout go?
-ahhh, i didn’t get anything done…
-why not? too crowded?
-no…
-gym kryptonite?
-you know it… now if you’ll excuse me i have to go to the bathroom.

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