Gym Widow
someone who’s significant other has gone on a serious health kick and spends all their time working out.
rich was happy that his wife was interested in getting the baby weight off but the fact that she spent 20 hours a week at the gym left him a gym widower.
sara loved buff men but hated being a gym widow all the time.
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