gymatard


a gymatard is the name of a person who executes superior gymnastic skills in the form of cartwheeling over cement blocks at skate parks across the country.

they are also known for rolling around in the gr-ss looking like they have a disorder of some kind.
rach-lle: who is that guy doing crazy tricks in that skate park over there ?

james: oh, that’s keaton.

rach-lle: what is he doing exactly ?

james: he’s practicing gymatard.

rach-lle: wow, he’s amazing!!

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