gymigrant
good-intentioned new members to a gym trying to live up to their new year’s resolutions. along with aggressive gym promotions, this leads to a m-ss increase in gym membership. as a result, gymigrants are often unfairly ostracized for decreasing the availability of gym equipment and programs, and are the target of crude remarks due to a feeling of superiority and ent-tlement by long-time gym members. all the gymigrants want is to make a new gym-life for themselves and fit in.
gym monkey a: “frick! i’ve been waiting to do my lats for 15 minutes. who the heck is he? where did all these losers come from?”
gym monkey b: “it’s the new year’s resolution crowd. happens every year at this time. bunch of gymigrants.”
gymigrant on the lateral-raise machine: “how do you use this thing?”
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