H. Frank Carey High School


a high school located in the square (franklin square). this school is absolute, unfiltered, full-strength bullllllshiiiieeeeet. n-body enjoys going here, and the teachers either look like they’re about ready to hang themselves or like they just snorted 50 lines of cocaine. some of these people have been taken care of and sent to the proper authorities. drinking is possibly the single largest activity in these poor teenagers’ social lives. they go to school with destroyed livers, and posts of their nefarious activities posted promptly on instagram, twitter, etc. watch out for the seniors, they drink the most, smoke the most (weed and other), and party the hardest. my advice to students attending this year…transfer asap.
love,
shrek
man #1 – “i wouldn’t step inside of h. frank carey high school if you paid me!”

shrek – “aye, laddy!”

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