H language
a language that consits of speaking every word with an h replacing the first letter of each word…the exceptions are: hoothall= football, it should be hootball and woodhip=woodchip, it should be hoodchip… founded by matt and jay
example 1:
jay: matt, are you getting barbeque chips?
in the h language: hatt, hare hou hetting harbeque hips?
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