H.O.P.S.


hookers and/or ho’s on parade
used to describe a group of sl-tty girls trying to get attention from the opposite s-x using scandalous and obviously wh-r-ish antics.
these hops can be eaisly picked out of a crowd for having the following traits:
– exposing wardrobe
– noses up in the air
– dancing like they are having s-x with nothing
– clinging onto people of importance. (ie – dj’s, club staff, local celebrities)
– excessive amounts of disgusting makeup cakes on their faces
– excessive amount of cheap knockoff purfume
– fake t-ts

these hops usually gather in groups of 3 or more, although you can find them individually, usually under a random man.
“oh my god karen, the h.o.p.s. are out again!”

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