H-upmann


when a girl (or guy) is performing a hand job, when the guy is about to -j-c-l-t- (explode, bust) she/he aims the p-n-s back up at the guy’s face, and hilarity ensues.
joe: “dude what’s all over your face”

jim: “man all i can is h-upmann”

joe: “you know, sarah always struck me as the h-upmann type of girl”

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