haagen dazs


synonymous with life
haagen dazs? more like haagen dawesome!!!!!
icecream with the most fascinating name of all time, and all people from scandanavia should be renamed with this t-tle.
me: hey guy from sweden, why isn’t your name haagen dazs?

guy from sweden: you dumb f-ck. please die
awesome, cool.
dude, that bmw is so haagen dazs.
originated in springfield, virginia. a way to say h-llo, or can also be said when extremely happy. you can also use this term when you feel the need to be completely random, or when you want to tell someone to chill out.
example one:
a: “what’s good, sahn?”
b: “haaagendazzzzz!”

example two:
a: “you made the shot!”
b: “haaagendazzzzz!”

example three:
a: “h-llo cl-ss, today we will be learning abou-”
b: “haaagendazzzz!!!”

example four:
a: “man, i’m so blown! :”
b: “haagendaz yo. haagendaz.”
kick -ss ice cream of all time. made with real ingredients but expensive as h-ll.
lets go get some haagen dazs at the glendale galleria.

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