Habanero buttsucker
the exquisite act of swallowing a hot dog whole and p-ssing it through the digestive tract to the -n-s where it is released by the sphincter and then sucked back into -n-s. for a more h-m-erotic experience some choose to cook the hot dog till it’s nice and plump and then freeze it solid in it’s plump state. this gives the hot dog the feeling of a thick erect p-n-s when it is being sucked back into the -n-s.
me: how come i have 8 buns but only 4 hot dogs?
red: i used some earlier, i saw them and couldn’t resist doing a few quick habanero b-ttsuckers.
me: i was going to grill those!!!
red: you still can.
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