habanero dick


1. a mishap similar to, but a hundred times worse than “jalapeño d-ck”.
2. a very p-ssionate male lover with a very small p-n-s.
1. chef alberto got rushed to the hospital last night with a bad case of habanero d-ck.
2. alberto’s ex-wife referred to him as a “habanero d-ck”.

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