Habifittz


a term used to describe two men, usually underage, who are attracted to one another but don’t want to ruin their reputations by admitting their h-m-s-xuality for one another. so they spend the rest of high school crushing on each other without realizing that their feelings would’ve been returned, if only they had been brave enough to admit them.
guy: you know those two guys in the soph-m-re cl-ss, james and michael?
girl: oh, them? it’s so obvious they like each other
guy: yeah, but they’re both too scared to admit that they’re gay for each other. they’re such a habifittz
girl: that’s too bad. i hope they won’t stay a habifittz for the rest of high school

Read Also:

  • Haboobage

    airborne debris from wind storm. dust clouds or dust storm. often in arizona. sandstorm sweeps across phoenix: | so much hab–bage, so few undoc-mented workers to clean it up.

  • crunkdy crunk

    the state shauntel is in before he bones that one b-tch, shanae “hey yo, dyrel, shanae says she wants a good -ss poundin. im bouts to get crunkdy crunk

  • Rolling sevens

    a synonym for masturbating. the term coming from the excitment and fullfilment of getting a hot hand in a game of dice. crabman walked in on me rolling sevens on joy last night. a synonym for masturbating. the term coming from the excitment and fullfilment of getting a hot hand in a game of dice. […]

  • inferior race

    anyone of the human races that has contributed next to nothing to human civilization or culture. a savage or a cannibal. a loincloth-wearing bushman. an intellectual pigmy. most welfare recipients belong to an inferior race.

  • Ronnie Brown

    to sh-t; the act of sh-tting i just dropped a ronnie brown.


Disclaimer: Habifittz definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.