hackenberg


1. a guy who thinks he’s cool but everyone dislikes him. now he’s on steroids.

2. a guy who thinks he is g-d’s gift to women and men but has never gotten laid by either s-x.

3. aspires to be a gay p-rn star, but will only become said star when male masturbation becomes a popular p-rn category.
dude, look at that broseph over there with the over-gelled hair and ripped jeans. what a hackenberg.

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