Had your shit handed to you
when somebody checks yo -ss by telling you something true about yourself that you have been in denial about most of your life, but they spit it in such a cold -ss way that it literally chills your sh-t all the way out, putting you -ss on silent mode for the rest of the d-mn week.
ray: quit trying to be something you are not! you are so afraid that people are going to find out who you really are, a marginally average or sometimes below average person. you are not even smart! you are not the scholar you think you are so you need to be real with yourself for once. your self–ssessment always leaves a lot to be desired!
kim: d-mn….(pure silence with a f-cked up look on her face as her stomach turns….sound of crickets)
ray:simple b-tch…you just had your sh-t handed to you by your m-th-f-ckin truth
kim: (silent and stunned because she just had her sh-t handed to her and is not sure how to recover from it)
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