Haddocking
to be c-cky and arrogant whilst attempting to attract the opposite s-x to you. often “haddocking” will be unsuccessful and the person you were trying to chat up will depart, saying to a friend “what an arrogant t–t!” or similar.
his haddocking with that lady has flopped. she’s all over that other lad now.
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