Hades Handshake
s-xual act wherein one lover squeezes the base of their partner’s p-n-s until the organ is a swollen bluish purple. the pleasure received from the act is not physical, but a mutual feeling of trust and harmony between partners.
this act was named after the greek g-d of the underworld, hades, because of the corpse-like appearance of the p-n-s during the procedure.
(hay-deez hand-shayk)
oh dolores, jonathan and i bonded over a hades handshake last night. you and verner should definitely try it. it saved my marriage.
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