hag bagging



when a woman (or hag) takes up extra sp-ce on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to -ssert their dominance over sp-ce otherwise occupied by men.

female version of manspreading
“i wanted to find a seat on the bus as i had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so i had to stand so that she didn’t feel threatened or literally raped by the requirements of my disability.”

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