hagel
when a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a male’s fully erect w-ng
1. that b-tch just hageled me before we did the dirty
2. suzanne surprised john with a hagel on sat-rday night
a hagel is a ham bagel. there is subtle irony in this.
me: duuudddeeee, i’m fuggin starving.
drk: you should have ate that hagel.
hag·el hag-el verb, hag·eled, hag·eling, noun
verb (used with object)
1. to take benefits from (a soldier, person, business, etc.) lose out of money or other earned -ssets.
2. to make cheapen or lose out by deceit
verb (used without object)
3. to put forward credible schemes to cheat others out of benefits ; misappropriate. noun
4. an act of theft or a deceitful dealings or falsehood.
5. anything dishonorable; a faker: “this promotion is a real hagel.”
origin:
2013 – present; hagel is the last name of the 2013 to ???? united states secretary of defense charles timothy “chuck” hagel former “enlisted” vietnam veteran who became a politician. chuck hagel suggested cutting military benefits and at the same time awarding multi-billion dollar awards to defense contractors. do-nothing person, promoter of unsound plan of action, cheat, defraud, tantamount to haggle theft.
related forms
hag·el·a·ble, adjective
hag·eler, noun
hag·eling·ly, adverb
out·hag·el, verb (used with object), out·hag·eled, out·hag·eling.
i was about to retire with full medical benefits when i was hagel-ed out of them because the company needed to purchase a new office building.
a street vendor tried to sell me a hagel ipod that had a cracked screen.
the predatory lender made a hagelable deal by overcharging ignorant home owner.
john doe is a hageler who convinced over 100 people to invest in a ponzi scheme.
the hagelingly att-tude of the stock brokers cost investors millions of dollars.
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