haggis breasts


someone with a large bust which doesn’t look natural and who is so scaffy that they clearly couldn’t afford a b–b job therefore they are obviously made of some sort of cheap/tacky/disguisting material the best one is haggis
abi t-tmus has haggis br–sts/sewage br–sts/papermache br–sts etc.
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aka “cheater t-ts”, usually when a chick loses a lot of weight but still has the fat in her chest. they are usually saggy and nasty
man, sandy sure has a big rack! but sh-t, they’re nothing but haggis!

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