Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties
slang term for when a kilt-donning man -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s chest and tops it with a fresh sh-t then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.
after returning home from a long night at the highland fling, aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of haggis, neeps, and tatties.
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