haggisalope


a mix between the haggis and the jackalope. typicaly called the north american haggis. this animal has 2 and a half stomachs, no intestine, and a large pair of antlers. the haggisalope hops up and down mountains in the colorado rockies with its 3 legs. however, the front 1 leg is shorter than the back 2, causing it to fall down the mountain and break its neck. hunting of haggisalope is either done with a toilet or large t-rds, though the -ss goblin also works as bait. the haggisalope was thought to of gone extinct when scotsmen and irishmen made a mixbreed called scirish, often known as drunks. new evidence has pointed to their migration to china, making them commielopes.
person 1: hey, frank, you want to go haggisalope hunting?

person 2: do you have the -ss goblins?

person 3: hey! who put the toilet in the car? and why are there -ss goblins in the toilet? is it haggisalope season?

person 2: so you do have -ss gobblins!

person 1: yea. and the runs.

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