Haggurd


relating to something wrong. funny from being wrong and uncorrect. can be changed into other words such as, hag/hagged/hagged up/haggy/haglicious. basically a adjective for anything being screwed up to the point where its god d-mn hilarious.
look at that hag-bag. that thing is one hagged up haggurd piece of hag.

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