hagman
the coolest anybody can ever be.
wow that guy just saved the whole world! he is so hagman.
(noun, verb). an extended drinking session by which the drinker maintains a steady state of inebriation without ever getting drunk. (verb: to hagman). named in honor of late actor larry hagman.
(note: daily or even weekly hagmanning is not recommended. see larry hagman’s ex-liver.)
“plan for a hagman on thanksgiving!”
or
“if we are hagmanning on thanksgiving, we’d better stock up.”
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