hagrid’s beard


a rather ‘hirsuit’ lady specifically in the nether regions.
f-ck me, i’ve never seen anything like it – she had a tw-t like hagrid’s beard. i had to get the hedgetrimmers out, her bedroom floor looked like a f-cking barbers shop after a busy day!

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