haguar
a woman 50+ who picks up men in their 30s. like a cougar, but even older.
did steve really go home with that haguar?
noun, an older and undeniably unattractive evolution of the cougar. marked by excessive drunkenness and a distinct lack of cl-ss.
“hey those nasty old women are eyein’ you man, got a couplea haguars on your tail.”
“jane looks great at 45 but her haguar of an older sister still thinks she can dress like she’s 20”
a leopard print wearing unattractive older cougar. rhymes with jaguar.
bob got picked up last night at the bar by a haguar.
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