after trump won the presidency, i began to write 100 haiku poems on social media. i figured, i had 100 days to become a poet, if we were giving trump 100 days to become our president. i found, after about 45 days, that my friends on social media were sending me any and all memes regarding haiku. further, they began to respond to any of my posts with original poems they wrote in traditional haiku form. hence, i realized, i had been haikued.
my dear friend haikued me and her poem was much better than mine. i like to think my attempt at traditional haiku is rather good, but she really out-haikued me on my last post.
a dating technique where along with your main piece you also have several ‘cushions’, other people you’ll chat and flirt with to cushion the potential blow of your main break-up and not leave you alone. “yeah, i don’t think it’s going that well with dave. luckily i’ve been cushioning him with pablo and gary”
the potential for something to become a meme. i.e “meme potential” jennifer: your face in that picture has memetential
- alaskan sardines
an alaskan sardine is a s*xual act of freezing large amounts of s*m*n in tubular popsicle trays, then using this “c*msicle” as a toy for masturbation the p*rn stars are now starting a trend called “alaskan sardines.”
the act if identifying somone’s gender guy: hey girl, whats up? feminist: did you just igendify me?