Hail Mary Tank
a situation when your car is running on nothing but fumes and prayer to get you to the cheapest gas station.
kid 1: g-d, the other day my dad drove all the way to costco on an empty tank just ’cause gas is cheaper.
kid 2: sounds like he pulled a hail mary tank.
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