Haile Selassie
the last emperor of ethiopia who reigned until 1974. the name haile sel-ssie means “might of the trinity” and was the name he -ssumed on becoming emperor, having previously been known as ras (duke) tafari makonen.
sel-ssie, who was a faithful member of the orthodox church, is believed by most rastafarians to be g-d incarnate (something he himself denied). some believe he is the second coming of christ (g-d the son), others the incarnation of g-d the father and some say he was the incarnation of both. others simply believe he was a good man, chosen to lead people to faith in g-d.
haile sel-ssie is the king of kings and the lion of judah.
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