hair across your arse
introduced by the third earl of spender in the early 1900’s. if you have a hair across your -rs- you are in a fould mood about something. as if something is interfeering with your sh-t.
you’ve only got a hair across your -rs- because i wiped my d-ck on the curtains!
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