Hair Across Your Ass


this expression is akin to “woke up on the wrong side of the bed” or “who p-ssed in your cheerios?” to have a “hair” across ones -ss means to be overly sensitive to irritation. usually one who over-reacts to a situtation because there is already an issue afflicting them.
what do you have a hair across your -ss about?” “bob is usually an easy going fella but today it would seem he has a hair across his -ss

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