hair blindness
when your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness
see also: “second-hand hair blindness”
when your long hair blows in your friend’s face, causing them momentary blindness.
and: “hair gagging”
when your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.
on a windy day…
guy: “what’s the problem?”
gal: “pfffft ! i’m suffering from hair blindness!”
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