Hair Burner


often male, a hair burner is someone who has s-xual intercourse in a very fast motion
at the party last night, jacob was such a hair burner.
a d-ck so slick it catches pubic hair on fire.
hair burner!!
a h-m-s-xual who works at a salon.
“ew, what’s that smell.”

“oh, a bunch of hair burners work at this salon.”
a negative term for a really bad hairdresser.
i told lafonda all those d-mn hairburners at that big-name cosmetology school would ruin her weave!

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