Hair Compensator


hair compensator is a guy who is going bald on top but grows a ponytail in the back. also grows a m-ssive beard to make up for lack of head hair.
hey look at pony tail dude. yeah, what a hair compensator…he went bald on top so he is making up for it by growing it long in the back. at least it’s better than a comb-over trump style !

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