hair gel

a gel made of fat that makes your hair stick up or stay in one place
some people wear just too much hair gel
s-m-n that is being used to style hair
in the movie “there’s something about mary”, cameron diaz’s character mary asks ben stiller’s character ted “is that… is that hair gel? ” and proceeds to wipe fresh c-m off his left ear to style her hair with, without waiting for his answer.
describing a particular type/group of douchebags, particularly the ones residing in/around washington dc.

not the same as a guido, although they use similar amounts of hair gel.
yo bro, let’s get out of here, too much hair gel in this room.

i had to get off the metro this morning because i was suffocated by all the hair gel on their way to the office.
euphemism for marijuana. perfect for using when talking to people in mixed company or leaving messages on answering machines about marijuana. doesn’t sound obvious like “chocolate” or “christmas tree lights”

your marijuana dealer can be called your “stylist”

the act of smoking marijuana can be called “doing your hair”

the piece you smoke your marijuana out of can be called your comb (pipe) or brush (bong)
1. hey we are all pitching in together to buy some hair gel, and if you don’t give us any cash, we won’t let you use any.

2. i’ve got some desginer hair gel, but i don’t have a comb. can we come over and style our hair with yours?
means pot, marijuana, mary jane, dope etc… but can be said around adults and little kids, with your friends still knowing what you are talking about.
“hey, are we gonna do some hair gel tonight?”
“h-ll yeah, we gonna gel our hair for sure.”