hair pie
a hairy p-ssy, often with the bush in it’s natural wedge shape. not intended as a derogatory term.
see: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, c-ckpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl sp-ce, c-m depository, c-m dumpster, c-ntcake, c-nt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front b-m, fly catcher, f-ckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of heaven, golden doorway, grand canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven’s door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of h-ll, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love c-n-l, lower lips, meat wallet, m-ff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, p-ssy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, sn-tch, sp-ce, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, tw-t, undercut, v-g-n-, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
delta lambda pi served us up some nice hair pie!
(noun)cullinary metaphor for female genitalia. applies only if it is suitably hirsute.
“love to eat hair pie, but i hate to pick all those hairs from my teeth”
d.h. lawrence in lady chatterley’s lover: “but his silence was fathomless. his hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. “where are you?” she whispered to him. “where are you? speak to me! say something to me!”
he raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: “ay, my l-ss!”
a v-g-n-, p-ssy, box, c-nt, sn-tch, etc…
that chicks hairpie is loose as h-ll!
also known as pan down, bush or hairy clam smacker. refers to the unshaven 80’s style version of a females pubic area. referenced in the movie “revenge of the nerds” during the panty raid film watching sequence.
when watching a slow s-xual scene in which one might yearn for p-rnograpy one would say:
“come on, we want some hair pie, pan down, bush”
particularly hairy sn-tch, also commonly referred to as the ‘hip-to-hip wookie bush’
her hair pie was so full, even her grannie panties could not contain it.
see furburger
usually referring to a male, an exaggerated, full and bushy or tangly hairstyle.
in the movie platoon, when charlie sheen had his helmet off, his do was a high hairpie.
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