hair rape
the act of gaining some sort of element of surprise, and then unexpectly messing up a person’s hair with one’s hands.
joe: i hair raped james the other day!
dan: dude, i hope you didnt get gel on your hands!
when one comes up behind someones back and messes up their hair.
dude, jim just got hair raped!
when someone play with or touches your hair without your consent.
me: mom! stop playing with my hair!!!! you just hair raped me!
forcibly cutting someone’s hair without their consent.
“i’m gonna hair rape you!”
“do it and i will kill you.. i will literally kill you.”
pleasuring someone with the ends or tips of ones hair on their neck and/or jaw line.
me: rape me nick!!!
nick: fiiinneee…
-hair rapes-
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