hair shirt
a garment to induce some degree of discomfort or pain as a sign of repentance and atonement
my brother sinner, even though i completely understand your need for purgation, there isn’t a man among us with half a conscience who doesn’t keep a hair shirt as a permanent part of his wardrobe.
when sleeping next to a guy and he is so hairy that you think he’s wearing a shirt, but its really just his chest hair that you’re feeling.
“after seeing his hairshirt i was totally turned off”
“i bet his hairshirt comes in handy during the winter months”
when a hairy guy shaves his upper arms right below the cuff of a short-sleaved shirt. when the shirt is removed, his hair resembles a hair shirt.
‘you’re swimming with your shirt on?’
‘that’s my hair shirt -sshole!’
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