Hair Splitter


the making of unreasonably fine distinctions. no matter how small, the person will differentiate between subjects.

a.k.a. a royal pain in the -ss.
person 1: “colin just spent the past half-hour telling me the difference between magenta and pink”

person 2: “he is such a hair splitter”

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