hair tornado


an unintentional hair formation; sculptural, freeform, upswept hair style achieved through lack of grooming. often seen in older individuals, many of them described as a curmudgeon. tornado intensity increases with individual’s frustration and/or confusion level.
dude! check out the hair tornado on that guy – he’s got full hair tornado in effect today!

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