Hairbloker (n.)


the person employed or otherwise obliged to -ssist in the removal of personal hair growths.
r: any chance you could do me a big favour

b: yez baws

r: and be my hairbloker (n.)?

see also:

doo hickey hairsmoker barber mandresser stylist hairsheila

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