Hairdressers bacon sandwich


a p-ssy that’s hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that’s been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.
i wish i’d never gone down on her, she had a hairdressers bacon sandwich….

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