Hairdultery
cheating on your hairdresser.
i’ve gone to the same hairdresserfor 22 years. we’re the same age so we’ve grown up together. we give presents to each other’s kids. one day i canceled my appointment with her to go to someone closer, cheaper, and willing to take any man that walks in. they even know each other. i walk by both their shops regularly. i committed hairdultery. i feel terrible.
cheating on your hairdresser.
i’ve gone to the same hairdresserfor 22 years. we’re the same age so we’ve grown up together. we give presents to each other’s kids. one day i canceled my appointment with her to go to someone closer, cheaper, and willing to take any man that walks in. they even know each other. i walk by both their shops regularly. i committed hairdultery. i feel terrible.
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