somebody with the worst hairline you’ve ever seen
jack: wow your hairlines so bad
carol: jack your so mean
jack: it looks like you have a hairline malfunction
- rachel sham
the funniest s-xiest girl in school person 1: d-mn… who was that? person 2: that was rachel sham of course
- azizur rahman
also know as azizur pery swanepoel hadid hill jenner hunt lima ambrosio prinsloo aldridge kloss delevegene ragman. he is one of the most s-xiest and h-rn–st men alive. he has more than 10 wives and so many children it’s impossible to keep count. his p-n-s is so long girls can pole dance on it. also […]
next level predicament sh-t! josh and i got ourselves into another “nickament ” this weekend.
two people in a relationship who are good looking, smart, and funny. wow that couple is a cledgar! 10 out of 10!
- back squash
it’s when gravity takes its toll and liquid falls through a hole and run down the sides. “hey man did she say she had back squash? ” “i can totally feel your back squash.” “do you know the study of back squash?”