Hairorexia


a condition where a person feels that their hair is short, no matter how long it really is, and is thus always trying to grow it longer.
-“i want my hair to reach my waist”
-“but last time you said you wanted it to reach the middle of your back…do you want rapunzel’s hair?”
-“hmm…that might not be a bad idea…”
-“you must have hairorexia.”

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